With Friends Like These

Greeting card, "Angela" written on front, inside is this terrific note:

Aside from the fact you are fantastically illiterate - and sinisterly uneducated, I got this to keep you off the streets while my back is turned.

Fabulously (?)

Found in "Oliver Twist" by Charles Dickens. Published by The Heritage Press, 1939.

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