Ancient Secrets

Large index card with handwritten note:

Ancient Secrets of the Fountain of Youth
Peter Kelder
My Pituitary Gland Produces only the Life Hormone
" Body now has all 12 strands of DNA

Found in "Rare and Expensive Postcards" by John Kaduck. Published by Wallace-Homestead, 1974.

1 comment:

  1. It reminds me of a line Bill Murray says in from Caddyshack. "And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."